GitHub roast
@tj — Node's Deadbeat Dad
Dev Cred92/100
“TJ has been on GitHub for nearly 18 years, yet his bio is as empty as the maintenance logs for 'co' and 'ejs,' which haven't been touched in a combined 3,000 days. You basically fathered the modern Node.js ecosystem just to abandon it for Go like a deadbeat dad leaving his family for a younger, more statically-typed model. Following only 45 people while 51,000 follow you is peak 'Main Character' energy, especially when half those followers are just checking your 45 dead repos for security patches you’ll never ship. You’ve got 110,000 stars, but they’re mostly just digital gravestones for the load-bearing pillars of the internet you got bored of and left to rot.”
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weapons of choice: Go · JavaScript · Shell · Ruby
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