GitHub roast
@tj — Deadbeat Ecosystem Father
Dev Cred38/100
“Eighteen years on GitHub, 110,000 stars, and a bio as completely blank as your emotional attachment to the projects you fathered and abandoned. You built the brittle skeleton of the modern Node ecosystem, racked up 11,800 stars on `co`, and then ghosted it for 2,125 days the literal second native async/await made your generator hacks obsolete. With 54,000 worshippers and 45 dead repos, you run GitHub like an absent deity who drops 296 repos into the wild, leaves the community to raise them, and flees to Go before the maintenance child support kicks in.”
296
repos
110500
total ★
45
dead repos
weapons of choice: Go · JavaScript · Shell · TypeScript
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