

β@t3dotgg is a digital slumlord whose profile is a graveyard of 'good vibes' and 36 abandoned repos that haven't seen a PR since the last tech bubble burst. While Primeagen is busy gatekeeping Vim for 50k followers, Theo is busy parlaying a 34 cred score into a career of starting projects heβs too 'vibe-oriented' to ever actually finish. Prime's repo-to-star ratio laps Theo's twice over, proving that even a Lua addiction is more productive than Theo's habit of ghosting his own source code.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @t3dotgg solo Β· roast anyone