

βWhile @sindresorhus pathologically maintains 1,143 micro-packages so npm doesn't collapse, @tj spawned Express, Mocha, and Koa just to leave 45 dead repos behind like unpaid child support while fleeing to Go. Sindre might be a human node_modules folder who refuses to see daylight, but TJ wrote half the internet's infrastructure in an 18-year manic episode and ghosted before the first issue was resolved.β
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