

β@yyx990803 boasts a staggering 109,000 followers, yet his personal profile scrapes together an embarrassing 9,218 stars across 198 hoarded repos. While @getify turned markdown into 214k stars, Evan runs a 15-year digital landfill of 49 rotting side-projects, proving that having an army of disciples doesn't stop your own personal account from looking like an abandoned staging server.β
Tech roast only, for laughs Β· roast @yyx990803 solo Β· roast anyone