

βEvan You may run a personal graveyard of abandoned side projects, but at least he wrote software that powers the modern web instead of a 200,000-star digital Barnes & Noble. @getify hoards 214k stars on literal Markdown textbooks while lecturing developers with a LinkedIn-guru bio, yet 44 out of his 74 repos are rotting corpses. You spent nearly 17 years telling everyone they don't know JavaScript when your own GitHub proves you mostly just know how to type into READMEs.β
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